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One ANGRY List
It’s been an annoying morning. Some of the issues are all on me – like spending time shaving my legs only to wear pants, ugh – but other issues like the rain or the man who came to a dead standstill...
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And One Happy List!
Woof! I was such a Grouchy Gertrude last week! But today is a new day, friends and everything’s coming up HoBags. This afternoon I’m off to Baltimore for my 5-year college reunion and while I’m out of...
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One (Slightly) Awkward Reunion
Oh god, ouch. You guyyys! I have to tell you about my college reunion! The other weekend I was down in Baltimore celebrating 5 years since graduation and now, approximately 216 hours later (but who’s...
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One Awkward Vacation
Hay hay hay. Just as I was getting so uppity about my post-reunion popularity, I disappear again. I wish I could say I’ve been up to something truly exciting or glamorous but alas, I’ve been dull....
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One Awkward Race
Woo! Has everyone been watching the Olympics? I have…not. One of my roommates moved out and with her went our TV and therefore our Olympic watching capabilities. It is devastating. It is no secret that...
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The Liz Ho-Lympics
I did it! I did it! Not only did I finish the race, I beat my personal goal by four whole minutes clocking in at 26 minutes flat. Booyah! 112th place, baby! I’m very proud of myself for finishing the...
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On Growing Older, But Not Up
Fall has flung. The World is Your Apple Orchard, Go Pick Something. (Copyright LizHo, September 2012.) I love this time of year. I always feel very renewed with the turn of the seasons, especially at...
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One Awkward Interview
Friends! Hello from the land of the late twenties, it’s glorious over here. Last night I went to bed at 8:15. Livin’ the dream! Seriously, though, the last few weeks have actually been quite a...
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Long Live The Queen
So, I don’t know if you do this but whenever I’m driving, or more accurately, whenever I am riding along in a putrid MegaBus, and it’s all smooth sailing and open lanes I am terrified to so much as...
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Another Awkward Week
And just like that, another week comes to a close. “Like sand through an hour glass, so are the Days of our Lives.” Here’s what was keeping it awkward this week: These Socks. We’re having a bit of an...
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The Social Jungle: Drugstore Philanthropy
Listen, guys. It’s a dangerous world out there, socially. So many interpersonal encounters to bungle, situations to ruin, scenes to make, and there’s nothing we can do about it. Except complain on the...
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Yeehaw, y’all
Happy Friday, y’all! Today I get to say y’all as much as I want, I’m on my way to the great state of Texas. Yeehaw! Chuckwagon! Remember the Alamo! I’m very excited, I’ve never been to the lonestar...
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One Cleverly Sexy Halloween
Halloween is just around the corner! Just a few short weeks to finalize that perfect costume. For many of my ladyfriends, Halloween means one thing, and one thing alone: Slut Time. As Tina Fey so...
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The Social Jungle: Clever Commodes
This weekend I was in Houston, Texas (gun show recap to come, I promise!) and found myself at a local watering hole directly following a several hour open bar rehearsal dinner, so you might say I was...
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Another Awkward Week [10.19.12]
Hey hey! How was everyone’s week?! I had a long, weird one. Early mornings, late nights, binders full of women. I seem to have developed a twitch in my lower right eyelid which could be due to stress...
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Another Awkward Week [10.26.12]
Happy Friday, my fine friends! How was your week? Mine was jam-packed and busy. I still don’t know what I’ll be slash do for Halloween this weekend, a fact that is stressing me out more than it should....
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How To Ride Out a Hurricane
Day 1: Wake up hungover, contemplate dying Eat bagel, revive Wait too long to go to grocery store, get caught on hour long check-out line Return home with supplies: fixin’s for chicken chili, 4 cans of...
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Reflections and Ramblings in the post Sandy City
What a long, strange week it’s been. Unless you live on Mars (in which case, OH MY GOD, HI! I have so many questions for you!), you’ve surely been following the tale of The Frankenstorm or, as I like...
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Another Awkward Week [11.9.12]
Hello friend! I’m writing this from the Cosi at Philadelphia, PA’s beautiful 30th Street Train station where I’m eating a lackluster salad and killing time. I have to go home this weekend half to...
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Another Awkward Week [11.16.12]
It’s Friday! I’m in a bad mood. Why? I can’t say, my friends, I just can’t say. Sometimes you feel like a nut… sometimes you feel like a cranky witch who just wants to go back to bed. Let’s try to turn...
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